Spring has sprung in Rehoboth at Schnauzerhaven in Food Lion Estates. If I’d known just how much of my disposable income would go for mulch, I’d be writing from my condo overlooking the boardwalk. Before I had this house I didn’t know it was possible to go to Lowes three…
By: Fay Jacobs
It’s a hoax. This whole business of wireless communication is one big fat lie. While the communication may be wireless, its facilitation requires enough wires, cables and plugs to gag a landfill. And of course, chargers last eons longer than the devices they power. I have souvenir chargers from every…
By: Fay Jacobs
I have now spent more money on one room in my house than on any other. And it’s not even a room. It’s the crawl space. Cue the scary music. How I came to own a home with something called a crawl space is beyond me. What am I, from…
By: Fay Jacobs
Home Improvement shows are like pornography. Watching them makes you do things you shouldn’t do. Like tiling the bathroom floor. “How difficult is this project?” I asked my handy spouse as we watched DIY home improvement porn on Saturday morning. “It’s easy.” After 28 years you’d think I’d know better.…
By: Fay Jacobs
Diabetes is epidemic and not just in humans. A few months ago, my 12-year old Schnauzer Paddy was diagnosed as seriously diabetic. Naturally my spouse and I were upset, but ultimately reassured that with proper diet and medication Paddy could continue to live a normal, active doghood. As for me,…
By: Fay Jacobs
After a fabulous weekend in New Orleans back in May I went into detox to dry out. And I’m not talking about alcohol, although I probably had more to drink those four days than was prudent. No, I’m talking about carbohydrates. For me, it’s not the demon rum, it’s the…
By: Fay Jacobs
I’m not a Delmarva native. Darn few of us here are. In fact, even to be considered an old-timer you have to have arrived with the Dutch or been born in a manger in a Selbyville chicken coop. So I’m an interloper. But that doesn’t mean I don’t love my…
By: Fay Jacobs
Spring has sprung at Schnauzerhaven in Food Lion Estates. If I’d known just how much of my disposable income would go for mulch, I’d be writing from my condo overlooking the boardwalk. Before I had this house I didn’t know it was possible to go to Lowes three times in…
By: Fay Jacobs